Crafty Caretaker Gifts

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Egg Buggy

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Homeschooling

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"I'm training him to do chores."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"I made you a vest."

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

"I can die at peace now knowing your toe nails are neatly clipped."

Patient

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'Try to think of it as drip therapy.'

"My dad works in surveillance."

Paediatric medicine

Cold Call

'Dad didn't know where the grocery store was, so we dyed Easter golf balls.'

"Why are you wearing the windchimes I made you?"

Two victorian women sitting on a bobbin

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'