Comical Caretaker Gifts

"My dad works in surveillance."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I had to skip my workout."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

Egg Buggy

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

My Bowl Is Empty.

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Zen Kitten

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

'Take care'.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

"I'm training him to do chores."