Caretaker Humor Gifts

'My dad just wants to be treated with a little respect and dignity in his old age.' 'Don't worry. We're used to dealing with troublemakers at this home.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

How's the new one?

Lazy plumber.

Therapy for babies.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

"Let me know if that level of medication is effective. And if we need to, we can give some to the student as well."

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'Take care'.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"I'm training him to do chores."

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