Humorous Health Caretaker Gifts

'Try to think of it as drip therapy.'

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Happy Birthday to you.

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

'Time for your pills.'

The importance of paying attention in med school.

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

"Norton! Put that back at once!"

'Like I said - It's non invasive surgery.'

'You need some stress.'

"... And who asked for your opinion, I'd like to know?!"

Flu Drugs.

Flyingdoctor's receptionist.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

'If a hacker steals all my information from my health records do they keep my health problems too?'

Calm down...this is for your own good.

Patient can't find help at doctor office window because of awards.

Death Waits Behind the Doctor.

'Who was that masked man? I never got the chance to thank him!'

'It's me, Jack Gurkenman! I'm your ophthalmologist with the broken left ankle, doctor!'

"We've stopped arm wrestling in case we needed an ambulance."

"Are you sure you're here about your throat?"

'I'm referring you to a specialist.'

"Trust me I'm a Doctor."

'When you said you are a hammer-toe specialist . . .'

'Judging from the chart, I'd say someone has a crush on their nurse...'

Oh, good - Looks like the doctor's in.

IV Bags: Main and Afters

This office is rated PG. Parental Guidance suggested.

"While I'm not an internist...I'd say you coughed up your small intestines!"

'I've never seen a worse case of sillycosis!'

"I'm telling you, Hutchins. It's 'Feed a fever. Starve a cold.'"

GPs asked to set up dedicated home visiting team for shielded patients