Creative Caregiver Gifts

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Egg Buggy

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Twins

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

"Oh no, those aren't recharging stations for phones. We have those there so physicians can get themselves recharged!"

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Sure, you can communicate with him. He's also hooked up to the Internet.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

IV Bags: Main and Afters

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

Today's Babysitter

"And when it comes to looking after mum, Maureen's always happy to lend her support."

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Care for the elderly.

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

'Intensive caring unit'