Modern Caregiver Gifts

Today's Babysitter

City Zoo: Day Care

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

Changing the baby.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

Tilly Slowboy

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"Hey, I got you a beautiful orchid to cheer you up until it turns into just a stick protruding from dirt."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"I don't leave home without it!"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Duel in a wheelchair.