Imaginative Caregiver Gifts

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Medical personnel give their hearts

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Junior Doctor.

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Egg Buggy

NHS recruitment.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Twins

'Could you wear a Dr. Phil mask?'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

"They grow up too fast."

"John says you've all been compassionate and caring! Would you please stop... or he'll expect that at home!"

The Crimean War and Florence Nightingale