Imaginative Caregiver Gifts

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Medical personnel give their hearts

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Children in fancy dress on the way to music lessons

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"The patient in 12-C needs comforting."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Parent is going to elaborate lengths to get the baby to eat.

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"Peace. Love. Adopt."

Egg Buggy

Junior Doctor.

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

NHS recruitment.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'A willingness to sacrifice yourself to bring 'peace and succor to the suffering' is all very well Mother Theresa but I don't think it makes up for your lack of knowledge of current hand sanitisation protocols.'

'Sorry, shortage of staff.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"On the other hand, his bedside manner is impeccable."

Twins

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

'Could you wear a Dr. Phil mask?'

'I'm giving you a referral to Bobby Smith down the street.'

"They grow up too fast."