Whimsical Caregiver Gifts

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Nurse draws on patient's cast

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

IV Bags: Main and Afters

"I'm training him to do chores."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"My dad works in surveillance."

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer