Quirky Caregivers Gifts

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

Twins

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Patient

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

"The main problem for you must be the constant itching under you bandages..."

Mother taping childs mouth.

Brushing Under Man's Wig

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'