Quirky Caregivers Pillows

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Egg Buggy

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

Twins

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"Stop moaning. I said I'm sorry."

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

IV Bags: Main and Afters

'It's a wonderful new drug...a sort of injectable garlic.'

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

Patient

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

"The main problem for you must be the constant itching under you bandages..."

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

Mother taping childs mouth.

Brushing Under Man's Wig

Nurse draws on patient's cast