Whimsical Caregiver Pillows

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Nurse draws on patient's cast

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Egg Buggy

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

"So Dr. Gracie...how are your patients today?"

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

Boy playing doctors puts his sick dog to bed.

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"I'm training him to do chores."

IV Bags: Main and Afters

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"Pick a file, any file." Dr Collins ability to put nervous patients at ease was legendary.

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

"My dad works in surveillance."

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

'How would you like a whirlpool bath?'