Whimsical Caretaker Pillows

"I'm training him to do chores."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I had to skip my workout."

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

Lazy plumber.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Egg Buggy

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Well, by golly! Martha's right, I did make those doors a touch too low.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Worm Appreciation Society!

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Take care'.

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'

'You're required to have on board, 1 veterinarian for every 160 animals, 1 caretaker for every 250 animals, 1 supervisor for every...'

"I like cleaning for elderly people - they can't see dirt any better than I can..."