Jolly Caretaker Pillows

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"I had to skip my workout."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Egg Buggy

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Caution. Slippery when wet.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

'Take care'.

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

"I'm training him to do chores."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'