Faithful Caretaker Pillows

Pope Francis

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"Giving is down at the church, so we are charging an entrance fee."

"I know you're always taking care of everyone else, but you need to take care of yourself, too. Also, I need my stethoscope back."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

Cathedral Made Safe.

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

Jesus swept.

"You've got a lousy bedside manner"

'I wasn't going to miss our game just because my wife landed me with junior. Besides, he's a great caddie.'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Paediatric medicine

Cold Call

People rushing into 'School of nursing' while a man reads 'Nation in nursing crisis'

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

"I have an enormous favor to ask you."

40 years later...

"We're one of the few professions that honors Labor Day by continuing to labor."

"Dear me, bills,bills nothing but bills."

Chub Chub!

Stay-at-homes have last laugh because of the travel chaos this Christmas.

The family dog feels neglected because of the attention given to the new baby.

'I want my mommy.'

"We're deep in debt and need to balance the budget."

Sickbed

"What 'thump?'"

'My credentials as a nanny? Trust me, I have a lot of experience in raising kids...'

'When it comes to families 'none of the above' is a huge category.'