Curious Caregivers Gifts

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Twins

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

IV Bags: Main and Afters

'Is it contagious, doctor?'

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Paediatric medicine

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

Care for the elderly.

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

'Intensive caring unit'

Chub Chub!

Humpty Dumpty! Put on this helmet.

'What did I tell you kids about swimming in the cement hole?'

Nurse draws on patient's cast