Curious Caregivers T-Shirts

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Twins

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

IV Bags: Main and Afters

'Is it contagious, doctor?'

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

Paediatric medicine

Care for the elderly.

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

Chub Chub!

'The owners all think the cats love his bedside manner...'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

'Intensive caring unit'

Humpty Dumpty! Put on this helmet.

'What did I tell you kids about swimming in the cement hole?'

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'