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'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Egg Buggy

Modern Parents

Caution. Slippery when wet.

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

Twins

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Yummy Mummy

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

Patient

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Paediatric medicine

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'