Playful Caregiver Pillows

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

Baby sees bottle with math formula marked, 'Baby Formula'.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Modern Parents

Caution. Slippery when wet.

Egg Buggy

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

Twins

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

Yummy Mummy

IV Bags: Main and Afters

"I forget now... am I babysitting you or are you babysitting me?"

Grandparents with their grandchild (colour).

Patient

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

"He's complaining of chest pain, shortness of breath, cramps and dizziness. Do you sell earplugs?"

"Fall prevention!"

Paediatric medicine

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

'At least now he sleeps through the night.'

"The main problem for you must be the constant itching under you bandages..."

Chub Chub!