Whimsical Pet Caregiver Gifts

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"It's only the wind."

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

When Pugs dream.

'It's not art - I just overfed my goldfish!'

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

Non-working dog, please help

"I'm training him to do chores."

"Who's my good widdoo headless dog?"

'What! No garnish or side salad?'

'Well, Mr. 'Let's get him a fish they're no trouble at all,' you're on.'

A British policeman looking for a black cat who is in the hedge behind him.

'Heel! HEEL! Bad potato!'

Self-walking dog

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

If you want full cover for your cat I suggest you take out the nine lives policy.

' Emergency Pet Hospital? My Basset Hound got into my husband's Viagara...'

'Come and see this,Dad!'

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

Christmas Puppy Bow