Aging Cheerleader Gifts

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Ice Skater

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Starfish doing the wave.

'I'm afraid I can't accept that excuse Mrs Hart. It isn't possible to inhale second hand calories.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

'60 is the new 40.'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

Labour Protests

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Psst, Shirley, have you signed Frank's birthday card yet?

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Interpretive Cheering

'Well, if you were on the verge of 100, I'd let you reach it.'

"School starts soon...."

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Sir Louie the Bench-Warmer pumps up the home crowd, and the tide of battle begins to turn.