Birthday Cheerleader Gifts

Psst, Shirley, have you signed Frank's birthday card yet?

Go team!

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Ice Skater

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Strive to win!

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Al's Teachers' Pets.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Baby at Christmas Dinner

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

Encouraging pats on the back.

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Starfish doing the wave.

Santa in 'A Christmas Box'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

The first birthday gift.

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to