Aging Gracefully Cheerleader Gifts

Mick Jagger

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

Ice Skater

Jumping cheerleaders

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'60 is the new 40.'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Psst, Shirley, have you signed Frank's birthday card yet?

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Interpretive Cheering

'Well, if you were on the verge of 100, I'd let you reach it.'

"School starts soon...."

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'