Senior Cheerleader Gifts

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

Go team!

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Jumping cheerleaders

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I plan on keeping this off my resume!"

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'60 is the new 40.'

'Not watching this,are you luv?'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

Interpretive Cheering

"School starts soon...."

'Honestly! You'd do anything to win the Community Balloon Race, wouldn't you?'

'Well, if you were on the verge of 100, I'd let you reach it.'