Childbirth Cheerleader T-Shirts

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

'Go forth and multiply!'

Great Moment in North Pole History

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'Don't worry about your small handicap: Santa is an equal-opportunity employer: It will turn out fine...'

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"...We said a natural birth, not a naturist birth!"

It won't be Christmas without you!