Baby Arrival Cheerleader T-Shirts

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Go team!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

Strive to win!

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Great Moment in North Pole History

Baby at Christmas Dinner

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'