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SOARING BILL

"His first out-of-body experience."

Santa Claus's Mail

Swinging on a star.

'The child is very illogical'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Botany Baby!

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

"This should send the midwife off in a frenzy."

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Baby Screen Time

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Yeah, I'm still scared of it too, but the worst part is that it seems to be GROWING...."

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

Bedtime story.

"Which one's yours?"

Out of patience

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'