Baby Arrival Cheerleader Gifts

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

Go team!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Push Push Push: sign on maternity ward doors.

"Were we expecting a baby?"

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Strive to win!

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A Sweet Christmas Connection

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'