New Mom Cheerleader Gifts

'You GO, girl!'

Cry babies.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Go team!

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Mother Nature

Whoa

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"You know what they say, there's one born every minute!"

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Santa Dog

'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

"I want to have at least two children - I have too much guilt to give for just one."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Underwater Childbirth Ward."

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

Strive to win!

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Ugh Not Again!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."