Parent Cheerleader Gifts

Zack and Max were injured in scrimmage today. Tough break. Not for me. Teddy! That's not good sportsmanship. It's nothing personal. More injuries and I'll be put in the game! Ahh! A strategic player.

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

Go team!

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Strive to win!

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

'I don't have a good feeling about our chances of winning this game.'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

Interpretive Cheering

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"