Parent Cheerleader Pillows

Go team!

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Strive to win!

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"You can over-encourage kids, you know."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Dr. Behan?! Congratulations! It's a Boy!!!"

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

Things Your Mother Would Never Let You Do Olympic Games

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

Great. Fourteen things to cheer about and it's only Monday.

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

Interpretive Cheering

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

"School starts soon...."