Parent Cheer Squad Pillows

"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Cheerleaders

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Here are all of my dependents."

"So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?"

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'She has great communication skills.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

A cheerleader doing a high kick

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"