Parent Cheer Squad Pillows

"Don't sweat it. That's Little League—your dad comes, you choke."

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Cheerleaders

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'It's the parents' 4x4x400 metres.'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"Here are all of my dependents."

"So what is the consulting that you got an 'A' for?"

"If you're going to drink, we'd rather you do it in the house where we can party with you."

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

'Now look at what you did! You upset the garbage can and scattered garbage everywhere. Son, I'm proud of you.'

'Wow! Feel that kick! I'm buying him a football for his first birthday!'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'She has great communication skills.'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

A cheerleader doing a high kick

'She'll be on the internet before we know it! She's googling already!'

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

"Would you explain to your son that there's no free agency in T-ball?"

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

"So your soccer team lost...big deal! I lose things all the time!"