New Parent Cheerleader Pillows

'She passed potty training!'

Drink?

City Zoo: Day Care

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

A young Don King

'I told you it would be useful.'

'Br'er Fox said 'I'm going to throw you into the briar patch'...And Br'er Rabbit said, 'Please,please don't taser me!''

The Baby Walker

'Ahhh...'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Go team!

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

A mother and baby elephant

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Baby pram as a tank

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'