Family Cheerleader Gifts

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"Don't cry, Mom. Lots of parents have children who didn't get into their first-choice college, and they went on to live happy, fulfilled lives."

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

"I wouldn't worry too much. She blitzed the field in the three legged race."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

Proud parent and honor roll student.

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

Go team!

'So what do you think of my report, sir?'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Team Experiences Cabinet: Productivity, Fun, Goal Setting!

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

"Have I complimented you on marketing's renewed team spirit?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Strive to win!

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'This is gonna be one of those teamwork talks, isn't it?'

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'Well, hello, Mr. Christmas!'

Encouraging pats on the back.

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Starfish doing the wave.

'XFL Hall of Fame.'

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

....aaaand.... HELICOPTER!

Ancient Roman Cheerleaders.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

'Hargreaves - I understand you have an idea for improving staff morale?'

"We don't have a battle cry to get the employees revved up, but it's amazing how productive people can be when you get them doughnuts every Wednesday."

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