Mom-to-be Cheerleader T-Shirts

Entering Maternity ward where the door sign says 'Push, Push, Push'.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Office Meeting

"That's nice, but do you have any references other than your Mom?"

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Congratulations on your promotion.

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

There's a special little jog people do when they've just left a job interview that they think went really well.

'Of course, I do have a very supportive wife.'

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

Babies holding up 'Happy Mother's Day' sign in maternity ward

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

Are we there yet?

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

'You GO, girl!'

Drink?

'She passed potty training!'

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

Zack and Max were injured in scrimmage today. Tough break. Not for me. Teddy! That's not good sportsmanship. It's nothing personal. More injuries and I'll be put in the game! Ahh! A strategic player.

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

"I wouldn't worry too much. She blitzed the field in the three legged race."

Belleville Toy Store Next Exit (Scream until daddy pulls the car over.