Mom-to-be Cheerleader Mugs

Entering Maternity ward where the door sign says 'Push, Push, Push'.

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

Office Meeting

Breastfeeding: Good Design Council

Congratulations on your promotion.

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

There's a special little jog people do when they've just left a job interview that they think went really well.

"I don't know about you guys, but I sure miss the dog park."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

The Impractical Guide to Babies: 'Give us a toot...'

"Bore me to sleep, Daddy."

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

Are we there yet?

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

"Maybe you should use this, Dad!"

'You GO, girl!'

Belleville Toy Store Next Exit (Scream until daddy pulls the car over.

Drink?

'She passed potty training!'

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.

"I wouldn't worry too much. She blitzed the field in the three legged race."

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

'I really hate it when the boss gets all motivational, and when he wears a thong!'