Adoption Cheerleader T-Shirts

"We just think he might be a bit on the old side for his new brothers and sisters."

Inclusive speech

'ooh! A womb with a view.'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"She said, 'I'll go if you go,' and I said, 'I'll go if you go,' and here we are."

"I'm sorry but we do not promote just for participation."

'Thank goodness for family. Today my sales included two aunts, three cousins, and my mother and father.'

'They're all hoping Kate Middleton will help them to cross the road.'

There's a special little jog people do when they've just left a job interview that they think went really well.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Some puppies get bored when they're alone, but my family left me enough chew toys to last all day."

"Way to go, guys! When I gave you that pep talk before the game I didn't actually think you'd score a goal!"

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'OK, who wants to be a hero?'

Super Bowl Sunday sermon: "Is it better to kick off or receive?"

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

"Sometimes, God deserves a standing ovation."

'Hello, Mom? ... I got the job!'

"How long has your brother been in Iraq, Nora?"

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

'The good news is, there's room for improvement.'

"I'm sorry, but this is a capital campaign."

'Get back to your seat, Mom. I can handle this.'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"Thanks for being a donor."

"Your depression isn't caused by anything physical. I suggest you root for another pro sports team."

"It's true - we totally have the best religion!"

Fielder being carried away on stretcher, team mate sympathetically says 'Well held, Tony'

Drink?

Old people sign - Whatever

'She passed potty training!'

Meet the new beach bod, same as the old beach bod.