Cheering Champion Gifts

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

First Prize!

Men can show their emotions!

Football supporters.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Skateboard Olympics.

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"I'm feeling generous."

Soccer Fans.

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"We lose a little dexterity, but we gain a lot of confidence."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

Go Team!

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

'I think he's perfect for 'The Morale Committee'.'

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.

Christmas Eva

'It's alright my previous, it was just a bad dream, there is no super bindweed monster...'

'Hey, a running suit. I didn't know you were into running. Maybe we could go running together sometime.' 'Actually, I'm not. I'm into elastic waistbands. But hey, maybe we could go eating together sometime.'

Christmas Star

"He can't stop digressing."