Chanting Champion Gifts

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

Christmas choir

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"I hear we went platinum."

'It certainly is a big one!'

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Choir Games

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

Christmas Star

"He can't stop digressing."

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

Christmas Eva

'Hello,'Professionally Written Protest Chants'! What do you want?' 'Something short and catchy.' 'When do you want it?' 'NOW!'

'Did you ever wish you could meet the dope who bought an overpriced stock right at the top?'

Long delays likely.

Harper talks about Christmas

Chatterbox Podium

'Om mani padme hum, om mani padme hum... How hard is THAT?'

Gentleman answering opinion poll instructs woman to read his answer back.