Chanting Champion Pillows

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

Christmas choir

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'It certainly is a big one!'

"I hear we went platinum."

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'Ted has devised a simple chart that explains why we need to quit buying so much stuff.'

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

Choir Games

Hey, curing is an art, man! And as an artist I may sign my work, right?!

Christmas Eva

Christmas Star

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

"He can't stop digressing."

'Did you ever wish you could meet the dope who bought an overpriced stock right at the top?'

Chatterbox Podium

Long delays likely.

Harper talks about Christmas

'Hello,'Professionally Written Protest Chants'! What do you want?' 'Something short and catchy.' 'When do you want it?' 'NOW!'

Gentleman answering opinion poll instructs woman to read his answer back.

'Om mani padme hum, om mani padme hum... How hard is THAT?'

"You mean I was cheering for a concussion?"