Cheer Champion Pillows

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beers

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Family working together

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

Cheerleaders

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"You can do it!"

Starfish doing the wave.

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Christmas choir

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'It certainly is a big one!'

"What setting do I use for this?"