Cheer Champion Pillows

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Family working together

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"You can do it!"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Cheerleaders

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

Christmas choir

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'It certainly is a big one!'

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