Competitive Cheer Champion Pillows

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Best Before 5th Pint.

Beers

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Jumping cheerleaders

Family working together

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Christmas choir

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'It certainly is a big one!'

"What setting do I use for this?"

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'