Competitive Cheer Champion T-Shirts

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

Jumping cheerleaders

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Family working together

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

David Cameron: 'Is there a volunteer in the house?'

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"Honest Dad, I was going to mow the lawn... But I can't find the lawnmower in here!"

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

Christmas choir

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

"I'm helping Mom wash the dishes."

'It certainly is a big one!'

Choir Games

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

"Hey - we could do with another light bulb. . !"

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