Cheers Champion T-Shirts

Wine heads.

'Without you as a friend, I'd be a hopeless drunk by now'

Best Before 5th Pint.

'To the only thing that matters - BASEBALL!'

Beers

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Family working together

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

Fashion Update Dryer Sheets

First Prize!

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'He's not here right now. He's out pumping iron.'

Love wine

"She leaves wooden-handled knives soaking in the dishwater all night long. Your Honor."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Cheerleaders

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"I want an instant replay of you taking out the garbage."

"You can do it!"

Starfish doing the wave.

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"I woke up early, took a shower, got dressed for work then remembered I don't work today."

"The last time we ordered take-out I was up all night doing laundry."

"Honest, Dad, somethin's wrong with the lawnmower." "You look fine to me. When you finish the lawn and pullin weeds feel free to wash the car and paint the house."

Several of the med students had been cheerleaders when they were undergrads.

Sue believed that one day she would find her soul mate - and her missing sock.

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Dating Agency: "I am looking for a man whose hobbies are, washing up, dusting and ironing."

"Yes, I can multi-task. Why do you ask?"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'