Christmas Cheer Champion Pillows

'Looks like Santa left something for everyone.'

'Speeding? Of course I was speeding! I have to make over a billion deliveries in one night!'

Christmas Eva

Harper talks about Christmas

'If you're not going to help decorate the office, give me back the plastic Santa.'

Today's Sermon: Regift unto others, as you would have them regift unto you!

Dear Santa, just a small list this year...

Christmas Star

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Beers

Best Before 5th Pint.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Santa Dog

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

Cat on guitar

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"In normal circumstances a full state pension would be an automatic..."

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'