Cheer Competition Fan Pillows

'For our next Management Team Retreat can we go to a Cheer Competition?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Jumping cheerleaders

The Sculptor

'I win!'

Love wine

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"Foul!"

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

'Here's to here.'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

Cat show success.

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

'The secret of my success? Well, I assume swimming freestyle gives me an advantage...'

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser