Cheer Competition Fan Pillows

'For our next Management Team Retreat can we go to a Cheer Competition?'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Jumping cheerleaders

The Sculptor

'I win!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Love wine

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"Foul!"

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

You'd like the eco club. We do good stuff. I'm sure. But there are a lot of clubs. Right? Right. And they all need "diversity," right? So you need to cut the best deal. West Fester High School. I have attractive offers from the debate team, chess club and the cheerleaders. Our 100% green t-shirt doesn't entice you.

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

'Here's to here.'

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

"We demand more money! We're not carol singers! We're future X Factor contestants!"

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

Cat show success.

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

Rafa Nadal

"Fi-fi-fo-fum, evolution here we come. Clap your fins, give three cheers. Let's evolve for millions of years. Yaaayy!"

'The secret of my success? Well, I assume swimming freestyle gives me an advantage...'

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser

Cat Cheerleaders