Friendly Competition Fan Pillows

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

"Skate or die."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'I win!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Rugby Mad.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

One-upmanship.

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

"Foul!"

Men painting red and white.

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

'This is my trophy wife...I won her in a bowling tournament.'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Needle exchange

'Alright, alright - you win this row. Let's make it best out of three.'

"Come on Frank. I didn't mean to catch a bigger fish than you."

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

Arm and leg wrestling.