Competitiveness Fan Pillows

Competitive until the end.

It's the taking part that matters, not the winning.

"Skate or die."

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Football player taking the ball home.

'I win!'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

Rugby Mad.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Big advantage!!'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

One-upmanship.

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Rock, paper, scissors

"Foul!"

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

You are no longer in jeopardy.

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.