Competitiveness Fan Gifts

Competitive until the end.

It's the taking part that matters, not the winning.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Skate or die."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Football player taking the ball home.

'I win!'

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"In two weeks' time, Andy Murray will either have achieved a great British win or an awful Scottish defeat."

Looks like Charlie owns Park Place now. Dogopoly.

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"You're a really sore loser, you know that!"

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

Rugby Mad.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

'Big advantage!!'

What's this for? Screwing up my Lacrosse career. Slam! Are you ok, honey? Tough tryout. I thought they had already chosen the team. They have. Now they're determining the pecking order. Is Teddy's health care paid up?

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

One-upmanship.

'Ms. Sims, do a Google search. Find out how many CEO's have more Google citations than me.'

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

Rock, paper, scissors

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

"Foul!"

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

You are no longer in jeopardy.