Competition Fan Gifts

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

You are no longer in jeopardy.

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'I KNEW I shouldn't have come in today!'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

Competitors Remove High Jumper's Mat

'I win!'

The ring toss portion of the debate is over.

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

Redneck Wet T-shirt Contest

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"Foul!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

The Sculptor

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

Formula One car origami

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

Pig Trotter