Competition Fan T-Shirts

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

You are no longer in jeopardy.

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

'I KNEW I shouldn't have come in today!'

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

Competitors Remove High Jumper's Mat

'I win!'

The ring toss portion of the debate is over.

Winner of Horse jumping competition hit by loser

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

"Foul!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

The Sculptor

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Formula One car origami

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

'It appears Alzedo is toying with his opponent.'

Pig Trotter

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Don't forget the plan - When he gets weak from laughing - Hit him with your left!'

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

Rugby Mad.